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Jessica tells Vanessa to ... Troubled Jessica Simpson has spurned an offer of friendship from Vanessa Minnillo, who's now close to an engagement with Jess' former hubby, Nick Lachey.
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A fertile third season for 'Housewives'?
Desperate Housewives enters its third season (ABC, Sunday, 9 p.m. ET/PT) in a family way. Gabrielle's maid will soon give birth. One of the stars, Marcia Cross, a June bride, is expecting. And a Wisteria Lane resident, not Cross' Bree, will find herself with child sometime this season.
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Swanni's 2006 'HD Horribles'
1. Rosie O'Donnell The loud-mouthed comedienne recently joined the cast of ABC's The View , but lemme tell ya, no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def. Most people use a wash cloth to clean their face; but Rosie looks like she uses a Brillo pad.
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21st Century Vision of TV
Surfing up to 22,000 programs may blow your mind, but Australian researchers see it coming.
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Taking desperate measures
Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry promised he'd straighten out the once-red hot series this season.
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The Fix: No answers for Anna Nicole. Diaz nearly run down. Plus: Paris finally admits, "I'm not, like, that smart"
Morning Briefing: Still no answers for Anna Nicole: A toxicology report for Daniel Smith has come back negative, giving investigators even fewer possibilities to explain Anna Nicole Smith's son's sudden death. A second autopsy performed on Daniel has also ruled out cancer, heart disease and pulmonary embolism. Meanwhile, officials in the Bahamas say the coroner in charge of the first
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Jeanne Jakle: 'Desperate Housewives' is back with humor, mystery
The ones who were really desperate were the viewers, desperate to have Sunday night's female foursome return to their funny, sexy and wickedly soapy selves. After previewing the third season opener (airing at 8 p.m. Sunday on ABC), I'm happy to report "Desperate Housewives" appears to be well on the Wisteria Lane to recovery. I haven't laughed this much since, well, the first season.
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O BROTHERS, HOW DESPERATE ART THOU?
An uninspiring new drama follows Wisteria Lane's wilting wives. What should be a juicy family soap opera -- the family in question owns a food company -- comes off as a blah banquet.
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PEOPLE: WEEK IN REVIEW
Yep, it was business as usual this week for our celebs, with a couple of divorces, a new baby and a Suri "sighting." SPLITSVILLE (FINALLY): After 14 years of wedded bliss, Whitney Houston for some unknown reason filed for divorce from husband Bobby Brown. Oh wait. Wedded bliss was Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Oh, sorry, we meant Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler. No? Let this be a lesson. Do
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Hatcher worried about nipples expense
Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher fears her producers have to waste thousands in editing suites - because she can't control her nipples.
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Should have won American Idol, she is sweet, beautiful and classy, Katherine McPhee

The very beautiful and sexy Teri Hatcher

The interesting, beautiful and kind Brooke Shields